Bill: Thinks you're a total slut but at the same time wants to sleep with you. Every day. Every night. For the rest of time. Tom: Likes you in a 'one-night-stand' kinda way. After that one night he would just want to be friends with you, because he recognizes something of himself in you. Gustav: Surely hopes you have condoms on you at all times. Georg: Would love to play monopoly with you!